Smelly

Woke up this mornin’, thought I’d skip my bath again.
I hadn’t washed or brushed my teeth since I don’t know when.
There were string cheese wrappers, dirty socks, old pizza at my feet.
I was still in my old jammies I’d been wearing since last week.
The only word I’d use to describe the foul reek:
S-M-E-LL-Y, Smelly!

Stepped outside ‘bout 10:00am to play with my dog Spot.
He must have rolled in something stinky ‘cause he really stunk a lot!
We wrestled ‘round on the muddy ground ‘till the stink got stuck on me.
By the time I went into the house I was stinky as can be.
If I had to come up with one word that describes me to a tee:
S-M-E-LL-Y, Smelly!

CHORUS: I’m smelly! I’m smelly! Whoa Nelly, I’m so smelly!
But tell me, why is it that all my friends have left me?
Maybe my mom was right, I ought to wash up every night
‘Cause I’m thinkin’ that my stinkin’ is out o’ sight.

I got the shades all drawn, the heater cranked, the windows closed up tight.
I figure it’ll be about 150 degrees later on tonight.
My smelly, dirty, stinky self is now wallowing in sweat.
I’ve got to be the most rancid human being you’ve ever met.
I’ll just lie here in my freshly washed sheets, stinkin’ up my bed
‘cause I’m S-M-E-LL-Y, Smelly!

It’s ‘round about 8:00pm, I’ve got on a good base layer of cheese.
My skin is caked with filth! I can’t even see my knees!
The dog is trying to roll in me! There are buzzards over head!
The neighbors all are movin’ out! Flies move in instead!
Take a whiff of me. I bet you’ll see, it’s just like I said:
I’m S-M-E-LL-Y, Smelly!

CHORUS

Music and Lyrics Copyright 2007 The Brian Waite Band